svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod)

"The trouble is, you think you have time."

Buddha (via kushandwizdom)

humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

princess-zedd:

I want rough sex where you leave bruises on my body and welts on my ass but kiss my forehead when it’s over and trace your fingers across my back.

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch